According to the comments, neither his friend or his potential dates have yet to notice the additions...
What do you get when you mix a mouse, a kangaroo, a monkey, a basset hound, and an antelope? Not only are long-eared jerboas cute, but they're also fierce.
It's unfortunate that it sometimes takes time for morons to reveal their depth (or lack thereof).
No one walks around with a sign around their neck showing their IQ.
The other was half insane, desperate, super needy, demanding, and jealous after chatting for only 3 days. Every bit as destructive in their own way, as any other extreme fundamentalists.