Two years ago, Robert Pattinson was a forgotten extra in a ' Harry Potter' movie.
Then he got cast as a blue-balled vampire in ' Twilight,' the year's kazillion-dollar movie franchise, and every woman in America over 14 wants him.
Too bad he's not sure he wants them Funny—by then, it would be our favorite thing about him, too.
We spend a Tuesday afternoon with Pattinson, in a little bakerycafé on Doheny Drive, in West Hollywood, and the whole time, he seems to be telling the truth compulsively, heedlessly, helplessly, as if he'd been shot with a sodium pentothal dart while parking his car."I just say the first thing that comes into my head," he said, "out of nervousness.
Despite rumors, Robert is still engaged to longtime love FKA twigs and recently opened up about their relationship.
Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson got super cozy Saturday night ...
which makes us wonder if the site pooh-poohing a possible hook up have it right.