“Rabbi, we’ve prepared a special feast in your honor, with the best meats, fish and cakes.” “Who may I ask, prepared the meat? “Our finest chef, Elijah Manoshevksy.” ”And who is the Mashgiach? “Thanks very much,” said the Rabbi, “but I’ll just stick with the fish.” We Jews have been known to be determined and independent when it comes to beliefs, traditions, and making sure everything is “kosher.” What can we say – we take our kosher food seriously. Eye Chart & More When Izydor Epstein from Poland applied for an American driver's license he was asked to read the eye chart. " replied Izydor, "the man used to be my next-door neighbor!
It was here, in 1555, that Simon Wysdom (a successful mercer) decided to build a centre for his growing business empire.
Today, behind a grand Georgian façade, is Wysdom Hall, one of the most important medieval houses in Burford.
) but delivered a delicious punch line differentiating “them” and “us.” And while we’re on the subject … The next day he brought three beautiful women who sat on the sofa and chatted with Mama and Papa over a little cake. Marnie has written over 20 books/calendars, including the series “A Little Joy, A Little Oy." Her books include Yiddishe Mamas: The Truth About the Jewish Mother and A Little Joy, A Little Oy (pub. She is also an award-winning “calendar queen” having written over 20.
Tim exclaimed: “Make mine Hawaii --with beauty queens! The Jewish boss, like We Jews, was not only skeptical (a miracle not in a desert? Just for fun, I'm going to bring over three women and you guess which is “the one.” Mama and Papa agreed. Her advice column was syndicated through Tribune Media Services, and it currently appears in Singular magazine as Singular Solutions.
I challenge anyone who would dare say there’s “no such thing as ‘Jewish’ humor! Like that girl with the curl, when a Jewish joke is good it’s very very good and showcases our unique Jewish spirit, wit, and yes, often sarcastic brand of humor. Could there be a funnier or sharper way to respond? “How can you sit there when the ship may be sinking?! (She’s still deciding which.) She was also chosen as a Distinguished Woman in Las Vegas in March of 2014.